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Thanks for stopping by! 

I will get back to you soon. Probably. Life happens. And technology happens. But I love to personally respond to messages and will do my utmost to get back to you :). 

Unless you are a bot or a scammer. No matter how flattering the AI-written summary of my book is, I really don't want to hear from you, so just stop. Now, if I happened to have won the indie author fame lottery I didn't enter, and you're a legit movie producer who coincidentally amazingly happens to be a huge fan and wants to bring my stories to the world, I will assume you know how to not come across as a creeper. 

I digress ;). All you lovely real people can probably imagine how a contact page invites spam like your email inbox does. Genuine fans, hello! I'd love to chat. <3